"The car doesn't go anywhere without moving something in the engine."
					-Wolfgang Snyder
					
"Motor boating is a dangerous sport."
					-Discussion during safety meeting
					
"How do you go to attention while eating a doughnut?"
					-Ryan Snyder					

"Wrapping a hotdog in bacon does not make bacon kosher."
					-Ryan Snyder
					
"No, you can not shoot the pregnant commander."
					-Michael Dyson
					
"I played with it for 20 minutes and it didn't light up." -Ryan Snyder
"That's what she said."                                   -Robbi Jouben

"It smells like happy."
					-Ryan Snyder

"It will attach itself to some bacteria and grow into a flower."
					-Ryan Snyder

"Sunglasses are not a mouse."
					-Ryan Snyder

"Do you know how much a monkey costs, per hour?"
					-Wolfgang Snyder
					
"You can save more money at 'me-nards'."
					-Wolfgang Snyder
										
"Can you watch mIRC for me?"                 -Deborah Jones
"Sorry.  I only use it, I don't look at it." -Ryan Snyder
"How does that work?"                        -Cary McCreary
"It's like going to the Bathroom."           -Ryan Snyder

"I can't move for another 33 percent."
					-Ryan Snyder
					
"Your boobs are squishy."
					-Wolfgang Snyder

"They just extended another 2.5 hours.  I'm going to need another movie."
					-Ryan Snyder

"I just got eye blasted with cream."
					-James Harrod

Everyone always said: "Socrates what is the meaning of life?",
"Socrates how can I find happiness?" 
But did anyone ever say "Socrates, hemlock is poison?"
					-Zach Holcomb

"Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."
					-Zach Holcomb

"Jesus is my copilot, and we're crusin' for pussy."
					-Found on Bumper Sticker

"I'm probably going to Hell, but at least I had fun getting there."
					-Ryan Snyder

"I don't have skis, but I like having knees."
					-Ryan Snyder

"Mom, Dad has a mistress and he won't share."
					-Ryan Snyder 

"If the Earth was fluffy, we could all sleep together."
                    -Ryan Snyder

"Let me out of the parenthesis."
					-Ryan Snyder

"Now that I have my sub-conscious back, my jaw hurts."
				    -Ryan Snyder

"How come the words `palm pilot' made me giggle?"
					-Robert Broilo

"Actually, watching Ryan play with it is making me giggle"
					-Robert Broilo

"People are afraid of what they don't understand.  People should be 
 afraid of what Einstein did not understand."
				        -Jason Marino

"I can draw but I'm not good at thinking."
				        -Erika Bowen

"SimCity 3000 comes with a water humidifier."
					-Ryan Snyder

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
					-Joseph Heller (in Catch-22)

"Yeah, and that twinkie didn't hurt like the last one did."
                                        -Gil Lundquist

"You don't exist. Go Away"
					-Linux Mandrake 7.1
					
"The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully."
					-Ukrainian Proverb

"I wonder if weed killer works on Weed."
					-Ryan Snyder
										
"Turning my head makes my feet lighter."
					-Ryan Snyder
					
"My body heat has dried the ring of wetness."
					-Bob Broilo
					
"Animals that eat their young have found a civilized form of birth control."
					-Some movie I watched
				       					
"My pockets hurt."
					-Aaron Soto